WE NEED NEW STAFF! APPLY HERE!

Hi there! Man it's been awhile hasn't it? Like a long time...okay let's keep this simple. With the distractions that already exist in my own life (Horse News, Job, not being a virgin, etc.) and in the lives of the almost non-existant Critics2D staff (some being no longer involved at all), we are now officially looking for some new blood that can raise this sunken ship from the depths of the ocean of mediocrity.

What are you waiting for? You can apply after the page break!

First and foremost, you will not be paid. Just thought I should let you know that, you deserve to know that. However, it's another add on for a portfolio and almost none of us are convicted of any felonies, so this is a good opportunity!

So below are just minor details and the easy application process needed. They'll be reviewed by the current Skype group and the- oh who are we fucking kidding you're more than likely going to be accepted.

Writer
This is pretty self-explanatory. You're either given an assignment or pitch one and then write that shit. After it's finished get it submitted for review and you're published!

Editor
Even easier. You're sent an article rough draft and check for any mistakes, then give the writer feedback.

...Well I mean that's really it. If you also have experience with site design and management it would be appreciated, and one may also be both an editor and writer. So with all of that, you can now apply right below and we'll review the responses! Good luck!

WE MADE A WHOLE PAGE FOR YOU TO JOIN!
AND A BUTTON!
IT LOOKS LIKE THIS:

CLICK IT AND HELP OUT YOU JERK